Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Westboro Baptist Church sucks ass.

I recently heard about the Westboro baptist church and how they were probably the most bigoted group of religious idiots ever. Well after looking at one of there websites(take your pick they have like five http://www.godhatesfags.com/faq.html#Individuals http://www.godhatestheworld.com/)
After a few of their websites, I have to agree. They are old school Baptist. You know what that means kids! The worst kind of bigotry there is. How you might ask? Here's a list:
  1. They picket funerals of soldiers and homosexuals.
  2. At picket lines they have signs like Thank God for 9/11, Thank God for AIDS, and Thank God for Dead Soldiers. That blows my fucking mind.
  3. He actually posted and this is a quote, "Thank God for 20,000 dead Swedes. Wish there were more."
I mean COME ON! It blows my mind how people could follow this total HORSE SHIT! But, the sad part is, the clever bastard who started this uses the contradictions others find to his FAVOR. That's the worst part. When someones asks why does he preach hate in a mocking tone he would reply because the bible preaches hate. No joke. Its insane. Please, don't make other people be bigots too. Because if they do, they will come after people like YOU.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Wow its been forever...

Yeah it has been. First things first, WHATS WITH ALL THE DEAD FAMOUS PEOPLE?! We're all gonna miss MJ and Billy Mays(except for the Shamwow guy...)

But I really want to talk about Obama. Firstly, yes he was the first black president. But taking a look at the candidates, it seems that no one should have really won the election. We expect change but Obama doesn't deliver. And I think that McCain wouldn't have really done any better.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

So hypocritical.

I was watching T.V. the other day and I saw a commercial to help starving kids. And there was this old lady sitting there hugging one of them. This just sickens me. "For six cents we can give this kid, a home, a life, and friends." I mean come on. FRIENDS? What I would expect yet would be so contradictory of itself would be it starts out, and this huge fatchick walks out, and there are some kids so skinny you can see the outline of their skulls. And she walks on and shes just eating a cake. "Please help these starving children." If you care so much, why are you wasting time and money when you could be helping those kids yourself.

Monday, February 23, 2009

The New Prez

First things first:Congrats Obama. You are the first colored president and I applaud you for it. Second thing, I'm here to bash Rush Limbaw(I think thats how you spell it). I heard that he hated Obama. That he hoped he fails. Are you kidding me. Seriously, that is the most fucked up statement in the worst of times I've ever heard! This is no time for this. When Obama succeeds I hope you are deported to Cuba to be torn apart by Communists!

4kids must die!

I'm sorry but I just can't go any longer without saying this: 4Kids is the motherfucking worst assfuck in all of the television fuck ups since the Sega Jaguar commercials! Seriously, are they trying to piss us off. They completely change the show, use unfitting voice actors, take out the nitty gritty and what do you have? One-Peice. Perfect example. That used to be such a good manga/anime. Until 4Kids fucked it up so bad, it wasn't One-Piece anymore. Plus they make the most random spin-offs. Again lets use One-Piece again. I know they never made a spin-off but I can't think of it off the top of my head. Oh wait now I got one. POKEMON. HOLYSHIT. THEY REALLY FUCKED THAT SHOW UP. Its always oo ah uh! Go Pikachu stop Team Rocket from getting us trapped in another HOLE IN THE FUCKING GROUND. Sweet Jesus that show makes my eyes bleed. Then the Mystery Dungeon spin-off. Worse than the original show. People, 4Kids MUST DIE!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

The boy f%@#&*g incidents

This may be a very old and well discussed issue for some but I'm going to bring it up anyways. Of course we know that some priests are pedophiles. I gotta say, in all actuality it makes sens. I'm not saying it's right. I'm just saying that the circumstances clarify it. The ends justify the means. Those priests were Catholic for the most part. Catholic priests can't take a wife. That means no sex. So stress relieving or anything of the sort. So look at it now. A sexually frustrated priest i a room full of children. I mean come on, what are they suppose to do? I'm not saying we should make it legal, I am saying the Church should lighten up and give them a brake.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Games for graphics?

The other day at school I was having a huge discussion about games. How awesome Fallout 3 is. Things like that. Well I told the kids that I own a Wii. Now, aside from Super Smash Brothers Brawl, and The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess, it does have a lack of good games. But I play them for fun anyways. They're actually pretty good. The others said the Wii sucked because it didn't have good graphics. If you play games for graphics and not for fun, you don't have the right to call youself a gamer. How about Too Human for an example. It will be one of the best looking games ever. However I watched a review. Gotta say, it looked like a flop. You spend so much time in menus than in actual game play. I think it's sad that people would by games for looks. I mean sure, that is probably how you would first judge it, but then get some opinions at least. Don't buy Fallout 3 because it looks amazing. Buy it because it's fun. Believe me it is fun.